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Clash of the Titans
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Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
...and the adventure begins...
Tapos na ang mall tour sa MOA. off to SM Bacoor (yes, as in Cavite).
Wild, blue-black hair with the usual black bangaw shades off to the terminal sa tapat ng MOA (I didn't bring a car). Approached a kind-looking Security Guardiya.
ME: "Hmanong! San po ba dito yung papuntang SM Bacoor?"
JAGUAR (points to a white van): "Dun ata."
Approaches van. Walang sakay except for a lone mashonders texting.
ME: "Manong san po biyahe to?"
TEXTING MANONG (didnt even look up from his cp): "Imus ata."
When in doubt... ask another one! Me with the Big Hair & Big Shades sauntered over sa isang manong na nakataas pa ang tshirt to reveal his napakalaking tiyan.
Manong: "LRT-TAFT-BWENJA! BWENJAAAH!!!"
Ako: "Hmanong san po dito yung papuntang SM Bacoor?"
Manong points to the same white van.
Ako: "Eh sabi nung mama Imus daw yun eh!!!"
Manong: "Oo nga, dadaan muna ng Bacoor bago Imus!"
Ako: "Ah ganun ba?!" *big big grin*
Wahehehe. Halatang walang kaalam alam...
So damn tired these days. Paken piece of siyet.
Wild, blue-black hair with the usual black bangaw shades off to the terminal sa tapat ng MOA (I didn't bring a car). Approached a kind-looking Security Guardiya.
ME: "Hmanong! San po ba dito yung papuntang SM Bacoor?"
JAGUAR (points to a white van): "Dun ata."
Approaches van. Walang sakay except for a lone mashonders texting.
ME: "Manong san po biyahe to?"
TEXTING MANONG (didnt even look up from his cp): "Imus ata."
When in doubt... ask another one! Me with the Big Hair & Big Shades sauntered over sa isang manong na nakataas pa ang tshirt to reveal his napakalaking tiyan.
Manong: "LRT-TAFT-BWENJA! BWENJAAAH!!!"
Ako: "Hmanong san po dito yung papuntang SM Bacoor?"
Manong points to the same white van.
Ako: "Eh sabi nung mama Imus daw yun eh!!!"
Manong: "Oo nga, dadaan muna ng Bacoor bago Imus!"
Ako: "Ah ganun ba?!" *big big grin*
Wahehehe. Halatang walang kaalam alam...
So damn tired these days. Paken piece of siyet.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
my life for the past 5 years
5 : deliriously happy
4 : contented
3 : so so
2 : sumthing to whine about
1 : major whining session
0 : the dumps
-1 : hindi ako anak ng Diyos
-2 : hell
If you notice things started to go downhill when I reached 25. Bwiset na quarter-life crisis yan!
And love life going back to zero at 29. Wala lang, nang-asar lang.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
when i die
I want to be cremated in these:
www.net-a-porter.com
Ganda noh! Siguro naman walang magnanakaw ng sapatos ng bangkay. Takot lang nila.
www.net-a-porter.com
Ganda noh! Siguro naman walang magnanakaw ng sapatos ng bangkay. Takot lang nila.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
they come to me...
Ze busride. Sumakay ng bus sa East Ave bound for Bicutan. Walang mashadong tao. Solo ko ang 2-seater na upuan.
Pagdating sa Ayala, nagsakayan ang mga tao. Dinaanan lang ako ng mga tao: babae, lalake, manang, manong, nagtitinda ng mani. Ayaw ata nila ako tabihan. Until may huminto at napili niya na ako ang lucky person na tatabihan niya. Isang Bading.
Figgers.
Pagdating sa Ayala, nagsakayan ang mga tao. Dinaanan lang ako ng mga tao: babae, lalake, manang, manong, nagtitinda ng mani. Ayaw ata nila ako tabihan. Until may huminto at napili niya na ako ang lucky person na tatabihan niya. Isang Bading.
Figgers.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Dear God
Dear God,
You are Great. You are the Creator. Pero meron Kang dalawang creatures na ginawa na WALANG KAKWENTA KWENTA at sana ay kunin Mo na sila.
Please paki-tanggal na lahat ng LAMOK at IPIS sa buong mundo. Amen.
Luv,
Ashnur
*written while reeking of insect repellant at kamot ng kamot sa buong katawan.
You are Great. You are the Creator. Pero meron Kang dalawang creatures na ginawa na WALANG KAKWENTA KWENTA at sana ay kunin Mo na sila.
Please paki-tanggal na lahat ng LAMOK at IPIS sa buong mundo. Amen.
Luv,
Ashnur
*written while reeking of insect repellant at kamot ng kamot sa buong katawan.
gardening in style
My mom asked me to plant santan plants on the village waiting shed. Eew. Makikita ako ng mga passersby. Ang ganda ganda ko (charot) tapos pagbubunkalin mo ko ng lupa sa may guardhouse? At santan pa ang itatanim koh!
Pero sa totoo lang....OK lang sakin magtanim ng santan wag lang sa may guardhouse. Wahehhe.
Was planning to do some replanting on the vacant lot on Boysie's side. Tumutubo na ang mga kalabasa at kailangan ilipat from the paso to the ground. Malay ko ba naman kasing gumagapang pala yohn! Kala ko kasi tumutubo sa trees. Nyip.
Kaso the vacant lot puro talahib! Kashokot. Pano kung may isnake??? Baka tuklawin legs ko. Tsaka baka masugatan ako sa talahib. Tsaka maputik. Baka maputikan ako. Eew.
Siguro dapat magsuot ako ng ganito:
click to enlarge. ganda!!!
Pero sa totoo lang....OK lang sakin magtanim ng santan wag lang sa may guardhouse. Wahehhe.
Was planning to do some replanting on the vacant lot on Boysie's side. Tumutubo na ang mga kalabasa at kailangan ilipat from the paso to the ground. Malay ko ba naman kasing gumagapang pala yohn! Kala ko kasi tumutubo sa trees. Nyip.
Kaso the vacant lot puro talahib! Kashokot. Pano kung may isnake??? Baka tuklawin legs ko. Tsaka baka masugatan ako sa talahib. Tsaka maputik. Baka maputikan ako. Eew.
Siguro dapat magsuot ako ng ganito:
click to enlarge. ganda!!!
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Good News and Bad News
Bad News: Pareng Ivan sent me a text message last Friday: P1 price increase sa gasoline the next day (Saturday). Hindi pa nagpa-gas miski alam na magincrease the next day (tinatamad).
Good News: Pareng Ivan sends me a text message tonight: P1 Gasoline price rollback starts tonight at 12MN.
Ugly News: Nagpafull-tank ako kaninang hapon.
Sana pala 500 nalang muna pina-gas ko =/
Thank you to kumpareng Ivan for giving me Petron price updates.
Good News: Pareng Ivan sends me a text message tonight: P1 Gasoline price rollback starts tonight at 12MN.
Ugly News: Nagpafull-tank ako kaninang hapon.
Sana pala 500 nalang muna pina-gas ko =/
Thank you to kumpareng Ivan for giving me Petron price updates.
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Monday, July 07, 2008
...and i quote...
"You can't be BRAVE if you've only had wonderful things happen to you."-Mary Tyler Moore
"You can't blame other people kapag di mo makuha ang gusto mo."-Mary Tyrelle Moon, who got this advice back after giving it years ago.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Mukhang Amy Tan
Just realized I have read almost ALL of Amy Tan's books. ALL except her 2 children's books and one non-fiction about Chinese orphanages.
So I have read all her fiction books and one book on her collection of essays. Not only read. Owned.
Addik.
So I have read all her fiction books and one book on her collection of essays. Not only read. Owned.
Addik.
beggars can't be choosers
Kung papipiliin ako (kung papipiliin lang naman), ito lang sana ang gusto ko sa future work ko:
1. Malapit lang: Pasay, Paranaque, Taguig, Sucat or Alabang.
2. May libreng parking.
3. 2pm ang start ng pasok (o kaya later pa ok lang hehe)
4. May training.
5. (Napaka)malaki ang sweldo.
Napakasimple lang naman diba?! :D
1. Malapit lang: Pasay, Paranaque, Taguig, Sucat or Alabang.
2. May libreng parking.
3. 2pm ang start ng pasok (o kaya later pa ok lang hehe)
4. May training.
5. (Napaka)malaki ang sweldo.
Napakasimple lang naman diba?! :D
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Happy Birthday to me :-)
Birthday surprise started with a trip to Tita Ade's house to give me a piece of her backyard rain forest on June 29.
Received a text message from Ainshor: "Have you seen my blog post?" Err. No. I thought of possible blog posts: may bagong chismis nnaman kaya sa MP? balita? then my face lit up. May tribute na siya for my birthday wohoo!! Read! Read!
Went home giddy with a boxful of sunflower seeds, some uprooted greenery for repotting and some cuttings :D Instantly turned on the computer.
After matawa tawa magisa, went off to meet Ze Cricket. Short story version, we patched things up. Yey :) We celebrated by finally watching The Incredible Hulk (whet?)
Sinalubong ang birthday sa UCC. Happy Birthday to Me!
That morning woke up to the very loud neighbor's YES FM. Kamusta naman yohn?! Good morning!!! Decided to have Milo and started frolicking around my pottery, soil, seeds and plants.
After lunch, decided to go The Spa. The forgotten pleasure of having the heated jacuzzi all to yourself. Then Volcanic Rock Massage. Fell asleep while the masseuse was kneading my back with super heated smooth rocks *tirik ang mata*
Went home in time for my birthday dinner. My mother ordered all of HER favorites and if I hadnt told her the day before that I dont eat Seafood Linguine then we'll have THAT, too. At least she had Roast Beef and Chicken Lollipops. Kyere na.
Received a text message from Ainshor: "Have you seen my blog post?" Err. No. I thought of possible blog posts: may bagong chismis nnaman kaya sa MP? balita? then my face lit up. May tribute na siya for my birthday wohoo!! Read! Read!
Went home giddy with a boxful of sunflower seeds, some uprooted greenery for repotting and some cuttings :D Instantly turned on the computer.
After matawa tawa magisa, went off to meet Ze Cricket. Short story version, we patched things up. Yey :) We celebrated by finally watching The Incredible Hulk (whet?)
Sinalubong ang birthday sa UCC. Happy Birthday to Me!
That morning woke up to the very loud neighbor's YES FM. Kamusta naman yohn?! Good morning!!! Decided to have Milo and started frolicking around my pottery, soil, seeds and plants.
After lunch, decided to go The Spa. The forgotten pleasure of having the heated jacuzzi all to yourself. Then Volcanic Rock Massage. Fell asleep while the masseuse was kneading my back with super heated smooth rocks *tirik ang mata*
Went home in time for my birthday dinner. My mother ordered all of HER favorites and if I hadnt told her the day before that I dont eat Seafood Linguine then we'll have THAT, too. At least she had Roast Beef and Chicken Lollipops. Kyere na.
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